KankuTen - Humble Beginnings

I'm not knocking the KankuTen pairing. I, as a crackhead, cannot in good conscience knock other crack pairings. Hell, I think it could be fun! But I have to admit, this was what crossed my mind when I first came across the pairing.

Admit it, you thought it too.

Kankurou and Tenten belong to Kishimoto Masashi.